http://www.google-kai.com/
These parents named there bundle of joy... Google. Somehow, I am thinking this couple felt they were not getting enough attention.
And now for a list of my all time LEAST favorite names..
Name associations:
Aaron or Erin-#1 sounds like Urine. How about naming a kid that instead?
Lucus- Give me a tissue so I can blow my nose!
Colin- = What holds your food before you poop
Ugly sounding names with equally ugly shortened names:
Gregory, Edward, Ernest, Patricia, Peter, Natalie, Victoria, Patrick, Richard, Victor, Marcus, Frank, Margaret, Eduardo, Phillip, Ronald, Donald, Fatima, Guadalupe
New age names I have never cared for:
Emma (too close to enema for me)
Porchia
Emily
Lauren (probably just too close to my name)
Caleb
Seth
Jared
Garrett
Molly
Maggie
Donovan
Old fashioned names I have never liked:
Joshua, David, Jacob, Anthony, Robert, Matthew, Adam, Eric, Gabrielle, Michelle, Kimberly, Kelly, Alicia, Grant, Erica, Valerie, Veronica, Monica, Tiffany, Joanna, Derrick, Meredith, Paul
disclaimer: Sorry if your name is on my hate list. Just remember, just because I hate your name doesn't mean I hate you.
4 comments:
I am glad Olivia's name isn't in there...heeehheee I know some people don't like it because it's so old fashion but I do, oh well.
Well, at least they had good sense to pick a GREAT middle name, lol! I guess it's not a whole lot stranger than naming your kid Moon Orbit, or whatever one of those Zappa kids were named in the 60's. :p
Well, I do like Valerie, Erica, Emma and Joanna ... all were names I considered for my own potential girl child, especially Joanna. But for the most part I agree with your names list.
You forgot what I consider the ALL-TIME WORST guy's name: CRAIG!!!! That's a name with absolutely no redeeming qualities.
oh yeah, and Craig.
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