Lucy Liu has a thing for jewelry. Within the first hours of nurture, she was knawing on my necklace. That I always wear. She began attacking it that first night and I finally unscrewed it and put it next to the bed. The next day, I found shards of metal links where my pretty necklace used to be. I was naive to think it would stop at neck wear. Meanwhile, I keep losing my earrings. Well today, I found the kitty culprit. Lucy is stealing them. She knows which ones I like and wear most, and takes those. Yesterday I found 2 behind the bathroom door. Today I found the same two ( out of a pile of 100) behind the toilet. Just now I found the 2 in the sink and one matching one (still talking about the same 2 pairs) no where to be seen. I started really worrying that it went down the drain. It seems every time I develop a certain liking for a pair of earrings, something happens. Broken or lost. I almost started to cry searching through the pile of 100 for the other pink crystal flower. I cleaned up the sink and opened drawers. I decided I was going to have to have Andy disasemble the sink when he got home. I gave up and left the bathroom.
Then I found it.. down the hall!
Bad Kitty.
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